The Power of the 'Stache

So I was looking in the mirror today and I noticed that something was missing. Something was lacking. Something just wasn't right. I was missing a certain intensity. A certain fire from my face. Then it hit me...I need a mustache.

What else screams "I'm a man" better then a nice mustache? Nothing. That's what.

With that said, lets take a look at great stache's by facial hair sporting heroes of today:

Jason Giambi: What a great stache. His stache is pretty standard but classic. Somewhere Don Mattingly is proud.

Adam Morrison: Adam and I are rockin' the same style of stache...very wispy and weak but still there. It's not our fault that God didn't bless us with great facial hair growing ability.

Sal Fasano: I believe that there is a law somewhere that states, "If your name is Sal, you must have a mustache." It's true look it up.

Jake Plummer: The always hip, and my personal favorite, the porn mustache. Nobody pulled this off like Jake the Snake did. Come to think of it...how great of a porn name is Jake the Snake? He should consider a 2nd career.

Joe Namath: Not of my time but perhaps one of the greatest mustaches of all time. It's too bad that Suzy Kolber didn't want to kiss him. You would think with that stache he could get any lady he would want.

There you have it. Some of the greatest mustaches in today's sporting world. Oh what's that you say? You want to see my stache? Well I thought you'd never ask